I'm a Sims character

Wakes up at 5am

Leaves home at 5.25am

Reaches office at 5.40am

Work till 3.30pm

Home at 4pm

Hang around at home and nap till 6pm

Dinner till 7pm

Shower and TV and story books till 9.30am

Sleeps at 10am

The same routine everyday.

I'm worse than the characters from The Sims. I have no life.

Food poisoning?

Inconsistent purging and diarrhoea has been going on for 3 days now. And I've lost 2kgs from it. FML.